You can find haters everywhere, but what if you pissed off from their daily comments? No issues, some Good Roasts or Comebacks are enough to fire their bumps. Giving your enemies a Kickass Reply must be needed when it’s all about your reputation or peace of mind. It’s not only about haters we also roast our friends on a daily basis, but there is a difference in both – Insulting an enemy is hatred and insulting your best friends is love.
So if you want to get rid of your fellows, Don’t worry. We bring some smart-ass insults that can be used to shut their mouths and they will think 100 times before teasing you again. You can use these insults to roast your buddies as well, as we can’t hide our kaminapan..
These top 15 roasts are perfect to comeback on your Haters and Insulting your friends:
1. You’re as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.
2. Seriously? You were the sperm that won?
3. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
4. Mirror can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.
5. God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
6. Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
7. You do realize gargling semen won’t cure a cold right?
8. Your face could scare the shit out of a toilet!
9. If laughter has the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
10. You’re so ugly your portraits hangs themselves.
11. You must have been born on a Highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
12. If i has a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
13. The only women to tell you she loves you, is your mom
14. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
15. Anyone willing to fuck you is just too lazy to masturbate.
Next time be ready with your kick-ass Roast 🙂